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35 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things That People Really Said On The Internet In 2020

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On washing dishes:

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On the beauty of nature:

twitter post of someone confusing giraffes for elephants

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On spelling:

someone who says i just realized atlanta is spelled the same forward and backward

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On elections:

facebook post reading if biden wins i am leaving the us and going to hawaii


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5.

On health:

twitter post of someone confusing cancer for the astrological sign


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On sales:

post where someone says no sorry the current offer on the table is 675 but they mean it metaphorically

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On cleanliness:

sign reading please wear a mask and use the hand fertilizer

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On majors:

text conversation where someone asks what's your major and they other person says IT and they respond like the clown

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On tools:

someone who ordered a 7.5 mm drill bit but messed up the decimal spot so a huge one came

10.

On art:

facebook post reading owning a camera doesn't make you a paragraph


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On weapons:

text conversation reading the grenade is just a mazel tov cocktail when they mean molotov cocktail

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On work:

facebook post reading ain't had time to play on my phone because i work 24/7 5 days a week


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On pregnancy:

twitter post reading well how long would the pregnancy take if she had twins and someone answers 9 + 9 equals 19 months


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On the dinosaurs:

facebook post reading how is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't

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On liquids:

person playing with mercury

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On haircuts:

facebook post reading i cuted my hair and it went back to curly

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On the future:

twitter post reading somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they're 80 that's wild


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18.

On immunity:

facebook post of someone being antivax and getting called out by their mom because they have every vaccine


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19.

On books:

facebook post of someone asking for a book subscription service and someone replies it's called a libary

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On America:

facebook post of someone wishing america a happy 2020th birthday on the 4th of july


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21.

On birds:

facebook post of someone calling flamingos flaming gulls

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On math:

facebook post of someone messing up an easy math problem royally

23.

On television:

facebook post reading idk guys what if like hwat if the office is just a meaty okra show

24.

On time:

twitter post of someone thinking that 20:20:20:2020 is a unique time when it happens every day this year

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On vaccines:

facebook post of someone saying tide pods and vaccines share 15 of the same ingredients

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On boards:

facebook conversation of someone who misspells "bored" as "board"

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On computers:

post where someone says there should be wireless PCs which are just laptops

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On cooking:

facebook post of someone saying "salmon vanilla" instead of salmonella


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On skeletons:

reddit post where someone asks how did people in the middle ages know what skeletons look like without x-ray machines

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On staying indoors:

facebook post of someone saying "corn teened" instead of quarantined


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On death row:

reddit post of someone asking what death row inmates of reddit ate for their last meal

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On women:

twitter posts of someone saying women are useless and then someone says a woman gave birth to you and they say they were adopted


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33.

On dates:

instagram post of someone not realizing how BCE time telling works


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On decisions:

someone mixing up the word ultimatum for "all tomato"

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On smoking:

someone mixing up the word marijuana for marinara


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And on life:

facebook post of someone saying there is just no winning in this life i accept the feet


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