Sorry, But If You Can’t Relate To Any Of These 28 Tweets, You’re Not Human

1.

The room tour:

2.

The longest minute:

3.

The existential drive:

4.

The nudity:

5.

The casual asphyxiation:

6.

The moment of brilliance:

7.

The three minutes of heaven:

8.

The time crisis:

9.

The big squeeze:

11.

The box infatuation:

12.

The real meaning:

13.

The mad brush:

14.

The impatience:

15.

The immediate amnesia:

17.

The loud breathing:

18.

The forgetfulness:

19.

The overpack:

20.

The anxiety:

21.

The ghost check:

22.

The shower regret:

24.

The charger crawl:

26.

The shameful question:

27.

The annoyance:

28.

And the pain: